"AW and AS seem like a perfect match for one another," TH mused "The most perfect couple in fact."

I paused then asked, "What about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?"

"I guess they're better."

"What about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston?"

"Duuuuuuuude! They're like the perfect couple... Maybe Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and me are the perfect couple!"

"Duuuuuuuude!"

I give up. I turned on Baseball Tonight just now to see if I could get an Indians score only to find the panel of former players and analysts talking about if there were any similarities between Terrell Owen's hamstring injury and Manny Ramierez's injury. Give me back my sports TO!

NL told me that he saw AH when he went to court for a speeding ticket.

"He was the maximun amount of greasy a person could be. He had this really long pony tail and everything."

"I guess it's getting less and less likely that he's going to turn it around like I've always hoped he would."

"Yeah, probably."

"What do you think is more likely: AH rasing himself up to my level or me falling down to his level?"

"I doubt you'd ever fall that far."

"Yeah it's hard for me to imagine LH, TH, AD, CC, and you all letting me fall like that."

"Maybe if you murdered one of us, then we might just push you down that road."

I was talking to TH when I asked "Hey, can you bring over my controller please?"

"No."

"Oh, well, uh... I guess you just can't then because you would if you could right?"

"No, it'd actually be pretty easy for me I"m just not going to."

"Oh, I see."

"Yeah you know how it is, talk to you in a bit."

Over the weekend I was apart of an eight man team that helped Lan move out of his apartment. Due to the amount of things Lan had he said I could take whatever I wanted.

This weekend I aquired:

Two brand new dress shirts, one L.A. Laker away jersey, one long sleved collared shirt, one white shirt with an american flag on it, one shirt that says "Houston", one CD shelf that can hold up to 110 CD cases, one copy of "The Portable Nietzsche", one copy of "I Kissed Dating Goodbye", a one hundred foot phone cord, several eye patches, two posters (One of The Wu Tang Clan and the other of The Godfather), and a plastic cup the shape of a penis.

One man's trash is another man's treasure indeed!

My boss RM is a sports expert. Look at the things he said today!

"I think Terrell Owens is the Cowboys problem now."

"Man, the Tigers, they started off so slow this year and now they're really coming on."

"I'm just not sold on Lebron James yet, he just hasn't proven that he can do it over the long haul yet."

Today I saw TH for the first time in over 6 weeks and spent about 10 and one half hours with him. Welcome back TH we missed you here in pasa-getdown-dena!

The last three movies Tim Allen has done are: "Zoom", "The Shaggy Dog", and "Christmas With the Kranks." Throw in the fact that he is the star of "The Santa Clause" one, two and three and the television show "Home Improvement" I really would like to know would anyone want to trade lives with Tim Allen?