A fortune I got today read:

"You have many talents that will attract many friends, use them."

Will do fortune cookie!

Today when I walked into the little store at Austin Community College I greeted the worker, whom I have a nice and understood relationship with, looked at the radio and frowned.

"Did The Killers come out with a new single or something?" I asked.

"No, this is The Bravery."

"Oh." I frowned

"Yeah."

Memo to the general public--

If you make a list of music you're intrested and it looks like this:
Death Cab for Cutie, Interpol, The Postal Service, The Mars Volta, Dropkick Murpheys, Flogging Molly, System of a Down, Alanis Morisette, Green Day, blink-182, Fallout Boy, Head Automatica, My Chemical Romance, Rhapsody, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Queen, Sugarcult, Sum 41, The Doors, Pink Floyd, The Killers, The Matches, The Who, Weezer, Yellowcard, Reliant K, Straylight Run, Tenacious D, Bloc Party, The Decemberists, Dream Theater...

don't fucking talk to me.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Today in my math class my professor explained the difference between straight math problems and application problems, and why the answers for these different problems needed to be different.

"You see, in math if you put 'The square root of 28' we would understand what that is, so the answer is appropriate. But if you were to go to a gas station and ask for 'The square root of 28 gallons of gas' they would punch your lights out! Even if you simplified it to 2 times the square root of 7 they would get angry. For them to understand you have to put it in decimal form, they like it that way, it makes them happy."

I feel as though my professor, at one point in his life, got beaten up at a gas station for being a smart ass.

It is as if posters on Myspace looked into the deepest parts of my soul and copied what they saw...

Gemini:
Nice. Love is one of a kind. GREAT LISTENERS
VERY GOOD IN BED. LOVER NOT A FIGHTER BUT
STILL PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT. TRUSTWORTHY.

Hell yeah!

Let's just say that I "saw" this "random girls" "profile" on myspace, then sent her this "message".

Hey, My name is Andy. In your profile you say you admire "People who aren't afraid to speak their mind and who stand up for what they believe in." I feel very strongly about "How to lose a guy in 10 days" and how it's a terrible movie. Infact, I would go as far to say that I can judge you as a person with poor taste in pop culture just because you like this movie. Why do people (girls in particular) like movies with such a paper thin plot, bad acting, and even worse writing? I can literally think of one thousand things that would have been better for you to do other than watch that movie. What is wrong with you? Anyway, hope your day went well. Please show more care with what you pay money for.

always,
Andy

I figured out how to act older than you are, regardless of age.

First gauge how much you care about a given subject.

Then in the final step of the process, care less than you did before.

A while ago I was talking to Tony when I said, "That's just her, what did you expect? She isn't a very thoughtful person."

"Yeah, I'll tell you what would be thoughtful, a blowjob!"

Happy birthday Dad!

Happy birthday Tony!

I voted

Remember kids, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.