"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

-Homer

Season two of The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"

Life is like quarterbacks in the NFL; it's never as good as it seems, but it's also never as bad as it seems.

"You don't see that very much anymore."

"Excuse me?"

"That's a nice jacket you have."

"Thanks, you just gotta keep supporting them."

"Too bad the Raiders are so bad."

"They're not that bad, you can see that the defense is actually pretty good if you watch all the games."

"The Raiders suck."