I'm not a manly kind of guy, ever since I can really remember I have tried to be more of the sensitive type. A side effect of this is a lack of knoweledge in anything like cooking meat, cars, or home repair. To get by I have been forced to develop caned lines that I can use to try and fool people into thinking that I know a little bit. Some of the best ones are as follows:

"It's so tender you could use it to make a sandwhich."

"When he accelerates it's so loud. He must have a glass back muffler."

"Your grass looks really good, it's cut very evenly."

Try them at home!