FN signed online. In response, I messaged her saying "Hey."

FN then signed off not once acknowledging that I had said "Hey" to her. Irate I immediately called her cell phone saying "If you think you can pull this shit on me you got another thing coming sister!"

"What?"

"I want you to acknowledge that I said 'Hey'."

"Well you're yelling at me so I don't acknowledge that."

"You already did by answering your phone! So I win."

"I hate you."