Recently, I was talking to a friend who said that a friend of theirs didn't like Pavement. This was so crazy to me that I decided not to accept it, so I made a list of "Things I actually hear when people tell me they don't like Pavement."

1. "The street pavement was really hot today."

2. "Encasement is the state of being encased."

3. "You're really good looking Andy."

4. "Girls have really bad taste in pop culture and I, a girl, do not like Pavement."

5. "I'm a racist."